I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe this read more just occurred. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?